Where's ........... A laugh from the funeral.

Shepherds have several dogs and often work with other shepherds who have several dogs as well. For a shepherd to get his dogs’ attention he first calls, “WHERE’S…”

His dogs all listen, then he shouts the dog's name so it becomes “Where’s Ben,” “Where’s Tip,” “Where’s Bob.” Etc

Ian walked to the beach every day and this explains why, for so long, the good people of Hokio Beach thought Ian’s dog Sport was actually called 'Westport!'